February 2012
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Dragon Age According to Mom: i cannot my life →
dragonageaccordingtomom:
[To set the stage: I decided to go home for lunch because I didn’t want to pay money for a salad. As I pull up to my house, I notice the driveways is full of cars, which is a bit unusual. I park, get out, go inside. My mother is in the basement.]
Reg: …mooooom? Mom: We’re in the basement! …
This is amazing. I wish my mum would join when me and my sister play...
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Yeah so I just spent about 30mins recolouring the Isabela wallpaper from the Bioware website.
She’s fucking white on it. It really annoyed me.
And don’t give me “oh but she was white in Origins”. She wasn’t. It was a fuck up with the lighting. Bioware even admitted that.
So why is she white in the official wallpaper?
Grrr.
Anyway… I recoloured it. :)
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Option on Student Finance website for Braille.
Soph: What? How would that work?
Me: They'd send you the information out in Braille form.
Mum: (laughing her tits off) Did you think the computer screen would do Braille.
Soph: ...
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hillectro replied to your post: Accidentally flirted with some random guy today….
i have done this many time and siblings have pointed it out. I guess we are just naturally flirty!
Lol, I’m either naturally flirty or I lack the gene/brain cells that register flirting. I can’t tell when people are flirting with me either.
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Accidentally flirted with some random guy today. :/
Worse part?
I didn’t even realise until Soph called me on it. :S
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Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt, Carver. A shame. I suppose you're all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? The stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on.
Carver: "With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His Light untiring as it parts the Veil."
Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
Sebastian: Don't do that to the Chant!
Isabela: Shush, you.
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Merrill: I heard Varric saying you were a Grey Warden.
Anders: I was.
Merrill: I met a warden once. Back in Ferelden. Duncan, I think his name was. Very odd man.
Merrill: He had a marvelous beard, though. I'd never seen one before. I thought a squirrel had grabbed him by the chin.
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Farting fire
Varric: So, Choir Boy, this usurper of yours is... twenty feet tall?
Sebastian: Not even close, no.
Varric: But he has claws for hands, right?
Sebastian: Fingers. Perfectly normal ones. If a little fat, perhaps.
Varric: He eats babies, though. And farts fire.
Sebastian: You're not serious, I hope.
Varric: You can't even pretend to be interesting, can you?
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Shiny
Merrill: Your armor is very shiny, Sebastian. Doesn't that make you an easier target?
Sebastian: The Light of the Maker is my armor, Merrill. I am not afraid.
Merrill: Maybe you could ask Him to make His Light less shiny? Then you wouldn't need as much armor.
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Andraste's face on your crotch?
Anders: Is that supposed to be Andraste's face on your crotch?
Sebastian: What?
Anders: That... belt buckle thing. Is that Andraste?
Sebastian: My father had this armor commissioned when I took my vows as a brother.
Anders: I'm just not sure I'd want the Maker seeing me shove His bride's head between my legs every morning.
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One of those films has come on the TV where people have “accents” and think that is acting.
“Ooh listen to how Northern I sound.”
Yes, but you’re still terrible so fuck off.
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Mum has just told me that one of her friends has talked her son out of going to university. He has just studied making computer games at college (not sure what the course would be called) and wanted to do it at uni. She’s talked him into doing a plumbing apprenticeship.
O.o
Apparently her reasoning is that there are no jobs (what?!) in this area and he’ll be wasting his time.
Then...
parabellumeve answered your question: I can’t access the other Tumblrs I run. :/ I can…
I’m experiencing the same thing :(
It must be a problem on Tumblr’s end then. At least we know it’s not just us.
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I can’t access the other Tumblrs I run. :/
I can click on the drop down menu but then can’t click on the blogs themselves.
:S
Anyone else having this problem?
Edit: And suddenly it’s working again. *shrugs*
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Bored but not sleepy. Hmmm :/
Should I:
Play Dragon Age 2 in the full knowledge that this may make me stay up until 4am?
Writing some more of a fic I started the other day?
Watch Batman: The Animated Series?
Edit:
I got 1 vote for Batman and 2 for Dragon Age 2.
But by that time I was pretty sleepy so I read Dragon Age fanfic.
XD
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Please reblog this if you know someone who has...
frontier001:
hollow-pursuits:
browncoats:
redcloud: A few will just whisper, “Miranda”. Best to leave those ones alone, and quickly.
Please reglob. It’s so sad. :’(
I am “reglobbing” this per request. :P *Giggle*
Reglob. Always reglob.
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omfg this gif you guys
sonic-hip-attack:
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My to-do list for today:
Buy The Silent Grove.
Read The Silent Grove.
Fan girl like a pro.
Eat.
:D
3 out of 4 ain’t bad.
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Anonymous asked: YOU NEED MORE SHERLOCK IN YOUR...
fucknobluewaffle:
raphmike:
Crying.
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Secretly Smartly: Why being a girl gamer sucks... →
secretlysmartly:
This whole situation with Jennifer Hepler and Reddit has had me foaming at the mouth since Saturday, and reading through the article about it on Kotaku (with the thoughtlessly chosen header image) set my teeth back on edge again tonight. It’s bad enough that the misogynistic “I swear I’m a nice…
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Someone further down our road is burning something (probably garden/household waste) and outside is thick with smoke.
I swear there are pieces of ash floating down the road. :/
Surely this is fucking dangerous.
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