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No one special.
Just a nerdy girl who posts little things that amuse her.
On occasion the ramblings of a spoilt brat.
Mostly Dragon Age, kittens, Star Trek, gorgeous ladies, gaming, shoes and sometimes NSFW - be aware.

My Writing can be found under #cevvie fic or at my AO3.

Should you wish to see what I actually look like (for whatever reason) you can do so - here.

steampunktendencies:

1912, Titanic in colour. Colorised by Anton Logvynenko

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nhaneh:

bored-no-more:

Ultimate proof that cats are smart !!! more smart cats«

Cat intelligence is actually a pretty interesting topic in that the majority of studies on the subject basically have to end in the conclusion "we just don’t know" because cats are among the most uncooperative research subjects of all time. We know a great deal of cat sight, having used cats as the archetype for a vision-focused vertebrate/mammal, but we still know very little about what really goes on inside the cat mind.

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leftforbed:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as a lingerie model

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argonianbot:

i dont think you guys appreciate how rad this site is 

because first of all you got your basic fantasy and game race names for like

everything

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BUT AS IF THAT ISN’T ENOUGH

REAL NAMES WHICH ARE GOOD FOR BOOKS

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AND THIS THERE’S MORE????

BAM, PLACE NAMES

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AND STILL MORE

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SO YOU SEE THESE LITTLE OPTIONS HERE

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PLEASE, PLEASE

GO AND TRY TO HELP A GOOD PERSON OUT

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  • Soph: "What can I call my Sim's book?"
  • Me: "What is it? Trashy?"
  • Soph: "Yeah. Mum! Think of a name for a trashy novel."
  • Mum: *Straight way* "Cheesecake In Her Fanny."

hobovampire:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

This is a beautiful thing that exists.

multicoloured-pubes this is relevant to your interests.

ianthe:

I FELL OFF A MOUNTAIN AND IT AUTOSAVED

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winchester-hollywood-babylon:

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

You’re brother is the man the world needs right now. That’s amazing…

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narc1ssistic-asshole:

swan2swan:

glennoconnell:

Elsa no

The crossover no one anticipated

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